FIERY GAV

(with apologies to Mark E Smith)

 My face is slack

And kidneys burn

In the small of my back

Will never learn

Well I'm not going back

To the slow life

Because every step is a drag

Cause I am Gav

From a burning ring

My brains I have

And I think think think

I just think think think

Too fast to write

Too fast to work

Just burn burn burn

I sat and thank

While my dreams decay

I'm forty-five

Cause I am Gav

From a burning ring

And my brains I have

And I think think think

I just think think think

Too fast to write

Too fast to work

I just burn burn burn

I eat veg saus

I cook stir fries

I'm forty-five

Cause I am Gav

And I think think think

Just think think think

Too fast to write

Too fast to work

Just burn burn burn

And post my left-wing tirades

On the film and TV trades

End free trade

I say eat this grenade

Gonna eat this grenade

Cause I am Gav

I march through North Laines

They not smart

Their brains are half

They never end

Just follow trends

But I am Gav

I post my left-wing tirades

On the film and TV trades

End all free trade

I said eat this grenade

I said eat this grenade

End all free trade

I said eat this grenade